zombieland

pas liburan kemaren lg suka nonton dvd bajakan yg jarang ditonton prtm nonton zathura, hachiko, trs zombieland. Nah, pas nonton film zombieland iniloh jadi suka banget sama yg jadi columbus. kalo gaslh jg dia main di social network kayaknya. tapi gue lbh suka dia pas jd dizombieland. 


Wichita: Let's play the quiet game.
Columbus: I've actually been meaning to ask you, have you been to Columbus, because I've been trying to...
Wichita: Have you never played the quiet game? 


Columbus: [after his neighbor changes into a zombie] You see? You just can't trust anyone. The first girl I let into my life and she tries to eat me. 


Columbus: Fuck this clown. 


Columbus: The first rule of Zombieland: Cardio. When the zombie outbreak first hit, the first to go, for obvious reasons... were the fatties. 


Columbus: I could tell she knew what I was feeling, we all are orphans in Zombieland. 


Columbus: You know there's a place untouched by all this crap?
Tallahassee: Back east, yeah?
Columbus: Yeah. Yeah. You heard the same thing?
Tallahassee: Out west, we hear it's back east. Back east, they hear it's out west. It's all just nonsense. You know, you're like a penguin on the North Pole who hears the South Pole is really nice this time of the year.
Columbus: There are no penguins on the North Pole.
Tallahassee: You wanna feel how hard I can punch? 


Columbus: It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm. 


Little Rock: Yes! But no she's not, she's not. She's only famous when she's Hannah Montana. When she's wearing the wig. So... 


Columbus: In those moments where you're not quite sure if the undead are really dead, dead, don't get all stingy with your bullets. I mean, one more clean shot to the head, and this lady could have avoided becoming a human Happy Meal. Woulda... coulda... shoulda. 


Tallahassee: Have you ever read that book She's Just Not That Into You? 


Tallahassee: [to Columbus] I'm gonna give you about 45% power.
[punches Columbus in the arm] 


Tallahassee: You see, that why i don't let people close, you only get burned. 


Tallahassee: ...The day he was born I just lost my mind. 


Wichita: [playing Monopoly] Ooh! Free parking...
Little Rock: Yeah.
Wichita: -which coincidentally is the best thing about Zombieland.
Columbus: You want to know the best thing about Z-land? No- no Facebook status updates. You know, Rob Curtis is gearing up for Friday. Who cares?
Tallahassee: The best thing is no more flushing. Epic. 


Tallahassee: You're thinking about fucking Wichita! 


Columbus: Fasten your seat belts. This is going to be a bumpy ride.