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Danny: I'm hungry. Can you make me some macaroni-and-cheese? 
Walter: Don't know how. 
Danny: but, I'm hungry; what *do* you know how to make? 
Walter: Water. 


Danny: Zorgons are the lizardmen. They eat meat and we are MEAT! 


Walter: [to robot] Get me a juice box, BIATCH! 


Walter: ...and then the card comes out...
Danny: Oh, the card. The card. The card. The...
Danny: THE CARD!
Danny, Walter: THE CARD!

Danny: You wished for two of me? 


Lisa: You guys actually set the house on fire? 


Walter: [of the Zorgons] What do they eat?
Astronaut: Meat.
Danny: That's good.
Astronaut: Dude, you're meat. 


Walter: What are you doing?
Danny: Making mac-and-cheese.
Walter: There's no water, dummy, we're in outer space.
[Danny turns the water on]
Walter: Why're you doing that?
Danny: Beacuse I'm hungry and I know you're not goiong to take care of me.
Walter: Don't bother; the gas won't work.
Danny: [turns the stove on] Any more advice? 


Danny: Wow! Outer space!
Walter: No... it's just nighttime.
Danny: I don't know, Walter... it never looked so *close* before. 


Danny: Your're gonna leave us alone in this creepy old house?
Dad: It's not creepy, it's old.
Walter: I like mom's better.
Dad: Well, so did she and now it's hers. 


[repeated line]
Walter: You're such a baby! 


Danny: [reads card] Rest... on... standing... astroturf...
Walter: What?
Danny: Rest on standing astroturf!
Walter: Gimme that.
Walter: [reads card] Rescue stranded astronaut! 


Danny: It's just a goat. It's just a goat. It's just a goat.
[sees it has four eyes]
Danny: It's not a goat. It's not a goat. It's not a goat. It's not a goat. It's not a goat. 


Walter: I wish the astronaut had his brother back. 


Danny: God, I suck! 


Lisa: I'll never leave you. 


Walter: Do not push the button.