quotes

 How I Met Your Mother

• From “Sandcastles in the Sand” (Season 3):
Barney is consoling Robin, who feels insecure.
Barney: You’re the most awesome person I’ve ever met. Well, second.
Robin: Right, first being you.
Barney: No, actually, it’s this guy I know who lives in something called the mirror. What up?

• From "Robin 101" (season 5)

 [Robin goes to MacLaren's after crashing the Robin 101 class. Ted comforts her] 

Ted: Look, all that stuff I told Barney, it was personal knowledge between you and me, and I'm sorry

.Robin: Guess I'm impressed by how much you remembered. 

Ted: It's funny...when you date someone, you're taking one long course on who that person is, and when you break up, all of that stuff is useless. It's the emotional equivalent of an English degree. I guess I just like the idea of putting all my Robin Scherbatsky knowledge to good use, you know? 

Robin: Since you know me pretty well, am I fooling myself with this whole Barney thing? 

Ted: I don't know. I will say this though: I've seen Barney work hard to get women, and I've seen him work hard to get rid of women. I've never seen him work this hard to keep one around. I was gonna give him an A...well, B plus - Shin-Ya kinda screwed up a curve.

• From "the wedding bride" (Season 5)

[At the Wedding Bride's wedding scene, a kid kicks Jed Mosely] 

Kid: Take that, Ted Mosby! 

Ted: Okay, he definitely said it that time.

  

• From "Of course" (season 5)

Barney visits Robin at the shooting range after Lily reveals to him Robin's post-breakup depression]

Barney: Hey.

Robin: [sees Barney and takes off earplugs, still sad] What's up? Thought you were going on some big date.

Barney: Robin, I know you're upset.

Robin: What? No, I have I've never been happier, and this Anita sounds lovely. I'm so glad that the two of you just randomly happened to find each other. [angry tone] It just warms my frickin' heart! [returns to pistol and fires again without earplugs, deafening Barney. Robin throws away pistol when she's out of rounds and catches breath]

Barney: So you're not upset?

Robin: Of course, I'm upset, Barney. Don't you see how constantly talking about your conquests makes me feel like I'm just another number to you?

Barney: But you're not just another number to me.

Robin: And now, you're taking Anita, who you barely know, on this amazing date, when I never got treated that way. It just, it just sucks, that's all, it just sucks. [pause]

Barney: Wow, I knew I was bad at being a boyfriend, but I had no idea I'd be so much worse at being an ex-boyfriend. I'm sorry. What can I do to make it up to you?

Robin: Nothing, Barney. You've already proven I'm not important.

Barney: Stop that, I'm serious. Ask me for anything.

Robin: Ok, don't sleep with Anita.

Barney: Done.

Robin: Barney, of course you're going to sleep with her. Why else would you be taking her on this superdate?

Barney: She's not going on this superdate, Robin. You are.

The Last Song

Veronica 'Ronnie' Miller: Truth only means something when it's hard to admit! Don't you get that? 

Kim: We're not perfect. Any of us. We make mistakes, we screw up but then we forgive and move forward. 

Steve Miller: [in letter to Ronnie] Love is fragile. And we're not always its best caretakers. We just muddle through and do the best we can. And hope this fragile thing survives against all odds. 

"you have to love something before you can hate it."
— Nicholas Sparks (The Last Song) 

"He liked her; it was as simple as that."
— Nicholas Sparks (The Last Song)
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The Notebook 

Duke: That's my sweetheart in there. Wherever she is, that's where my home is.

Allie: They fell in love, didn't they?
Duke : Yes, they did. 

Young Noah: What am I gonna do in New York?
Young Allie : ...Be with me. 

Young Noah: When I see something I like, I gotta... I love it. 

Young Noah: Stop thinking about what everyone wants, stop thinking about what I want, what your parents want! What do *you* want Allie? 

The Princess Diaries 

Joe: This is between a waltz and a tango.
Mia : It's a wango? 

Queen Clarisse Renaldi: Amelia, you look so... young.
Mia : Thank you. And you look so...
[long pause]
Mia : ... clean. 

Mia: Okay, you know what? I don't feel protected. You try living for 15 years thinking that you're one person, and then in five minute, you find out you're a princess. Just in case I wasn't enough of a freak already, let's add a tiara! 

Mia: I don't want to rule my own country, I just want to pass the tenth grade. 

Mia: I can't be a princess! I'm still waiting for normal body parts to arrive! 

[running to catch up Mia and Michael]
Lilly : [screaming] WAIT FOR ME WAIT FOR ME!
[Two others teenagers stop, and look at her]
Lilly : Wait. Wait. No, not you - I don't even know you! 

Queen Clarisse Renaldi: You are princess of Genovia.
Mia : Me, a princess?
[shouts]
Mia : Shut up!
Queen Clarisse Renaldi : I beg your pardon, "Shut up"?
Consulate Maitre'D : Oh, your majesty, in America, it doesn't always mean to be quiet. Here it could mean "Wow, gee whiz, golly wolly"... 

Mia: I can't do this, I'm a girl.
Gym Teacher Harbula : What am I? A duck? 

Mia: You know most kids hope for a car for their 16th birthday, not a country! 

Mia: [voiceover] Dear Diary, today is my first official day as Princess of Genovia. We'll land in a few hours, and I'll meet Parliament and the people before beginning my royal duties. Mom is, of course, moving to Genovia with me, and we'll continue painting - without the balloons. Lily and Michael are planning to spend their summer vacation at our - can you believe it - palace. They're even having my Mustang brought over, which I can legally drive in two weeks. Grandma's so glad to be going home, and Joseph - well, he's watching nearby as usual. Everybody's got pre-coronation jitters, including me. Everybody that is, except Fat Louie. He's totally adapted to being a royal. I guess he was one all along.
Joe : [voiceover] Princess, look out the window... and welcome to Genovia. 

Mia: And then I realized how many stupid times a day I used the word "I". In fact, probably all I ever do is think about myself. And how lame is that when there's, like, 7 billion other people out there on the planet and when -
[Grandmother clears throat] 

Mia: [Responding to Lilly's insults] Lilly! Just stop it, okay? Just because your hair sucks, get off mine! 

Michael: Why me?

Mia: Because you saw me when I was invisible.

Tarzan 

Tarzan: No matter where I go, you will always be my mother.
Kala: And you will always be in my heart. 

 

Kerchak: You came back.
Tarzan: I came home. 

Kala: Close your eyes. Now forget what you see.
Kala: [puts Tarzan's hand to his chest] What do you feel?
Young Tarzan: My heart.
Kala: [puts Tarzan's head by her chest] Come here.
Young Tarzan: Your heart.
Kala: See? We're exactly the same. 

Kerchak: I said he could stay. That doesn't make him my son. 

Jane Porter: [after being caught in a tree with Tarzan] Now, you stay away from me. Like a very good wild man.
[Tarzan doesn't listen]
Jane Porter: You stay. I'm warning you... My father won't take kind to you.
[Tarzan is inches from her face]
Jane Porter: Now, that's close ENOUGH.
[Tarzan touches her face]
Jane Porter: How dare you...
[Tarzan grabs her hand, as she tries to smack him, and he notices a tear in the tip of the finger of her glove. He stares and pulls off her glove and stares at her hand. He then puts his hand next to hers to show that he's human, too. He puts his head on her chest to hear her heartbeat. Once he hears it, he pulls her head to his chest so she can hear his heartbeat]
Jane Porter: Oh, dear. Oh, dear, oh, dear, OH, dear! Mmm. Yes, thank you.
[pulls away from Tarzan's chest]
Jane Porter: It's a lovely heartbeat. It's very nice.
Tarzan: [imitating Jane] It's very nice.
Jane Porter: [thinking as though he's talking about her hair] Oh, thank you. I can't do a thing with it in this humidity and - you do speak? And all this time I thought you were this big, wild, quiet, silent, person-thing! Hmm! And why didn't you tell me? I mean, I must say I'm rather curious of who you are. I'd love to-
[Tarzan shuts her mouth with his fingers]
Tarzan: [grunts and points to himself] Tarzan.
[Jane looks confused]
Tarzan: Tar-zan!
Jane Porter: Tar-zan?
[Tarzan grunts happily]
Jane Porter: Oh, I see!
Tarzan: [points to self] Tarzan.
[points to Jane]
Tarzan: Oh, I see.
Jane Porter: No, no, no. No. Amph. I'm Jane.
Tarzan: [mimiking her tone and gestures] No, no, no. No. Amph. I'm Jane.
Jane Porter: No, no. Jane. Tarzan. Jane.
Tarzan: [points to Jane] Jane.
Jane Porter: Exactly. 

[a gunshot breaks the jungle silence]
Tarzan: What was that?
Tantor: It wasn't me, I swear. 

Jane Porter: [Tarzan has saved her from the baboons] Put me down! Put me down!
[the baboons approach]
Jane Porter: No, pick me up, pick me up, pick me up! 

Up

Russell: [from trailer] Good afternoon. Are you in need of any assistance today, sir?
Carl Fredricksen: No.
Russell: I could help you cross the street.
Carl Fredricksen: No.
Russell: I could help you cross your yard.
Carl Fredricksen: No.
Russell: I could help you cross your porch.
Carl Fredricksen: No!
[closes the door on Russell's foot]
Russell: Ow. 

Carl Fredricksen: [Carl, with his house high in the air, opens his door to see who knocked on it. Looking around, he spots Russell and yells... ] Whaa!
Russell: Hi, Mr. Fredricksen! It's me, Russell!
Carl Fredricksen: What are you doing out here, kid?
Russell: I found a snipe, and I followed it under your porch, but this snipe had a long tail, and looked more like a large mouse.
[His flag then blows away in the wind, and he gasps]
Russell: [Turns to Mr. Fredricksen] Please let me in.
Carl Fredricksen: [pause] No.
[He slams the door shut]
Carl Fredricksen: [Russell waits uncertainly for a few seconds. The door opens again] Oh, all right...
[Russell runs inside] 

Charles Muntz: Adventure is out there! 

Dug: I was hiding under your porch because I love you. 

Dug: I can smell you! 

Cars 

Mater: McQueen and Sally parked beneath the tree / K-I-S-somethin'-somethin'-somethin'-T. 

Chick Hicks: Ka-chicka! Ka-chicka! 

Chick Hicks: Hey, McQueen, that must be really embarrassing. But I wouldn't worry about it... because I didn't do it! HA-HA-HA! 

Luigi: Oh, oh, oh, oh, I like your style. You drive the hard bargain, eh? OK, we make you a new deal. You buy one tire, I give you three for free! 

Flo: Low and slow?
Ramone: Oh, yeah, baby! 

Tia, Mia: We love you, Lightning! 

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